:: Saturday, February 28, 2004 ::

WE ORDERED MY NEW PC TODAY, WUT UP!

:: Floydthebarber 2/28/2004 09:20:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
...

This moment of blogging zen brought to you by #studio64:

[22:41:42] *xsex> thats definatly tuna and not a vagina in the dish washer though lolololololol
[22:44:04] *Mank> You know, I've never smelled a vagina that smelled like fish
[22:44:15] *Mank> Does it only smell like fish if it's not properly groomed or something?
[22:44:38] *Admiral_Tailz> also if it belongs to a mermaid
[22:45:08] *Mank> The vagina I've smelled just smell like pennies mixed with a super strong sour tang powder
[22:45:20] *Ed> I'd say dig, Waffle.
[22:45:20] *Admiral_Tailz> haha
[22:45:42] *Mank> Oh man I was driving home from allie's and sniffing my fingers and I shivvered in delight and almost crashed
[22:46:02] *waffle> Ed: ha, I just remembered nslookup is depricated
[22:46:13] * evil_gordita (robman7000@evil.org) Quit (Quit: This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. )
[22:46:29] *waffle> jesus, are you looking to double the size of !mank?
[22:46:35] *Sigma> haha
[22:46:43] *Mank> Hah
[22:46:53] *Sigma> Paging Lak to the studio
[22:46:54] *Mank> Just bored!
[22:47:05] *Admiral_Tailz> I'm just trying to imagine this smell you described
[22:47:06] *Ed> can nslookup even find servers by zone?
[22:47:29] *Lakitu7> I've always found that drying saliva can sometimes smell like vagina.
[22:47:35] *Mank> HAHAHAHAHA
[22:47:36] *Sigma> ...
[22:47:52] *Admiral_Tailz> this should be a gameshow
[22:48:03] *Admiral_Tailz> where you have to smell things and guess which one is a vagina
[22:48:04] *Emily> Thaaanks, what a lovely image.
[22:48:05] *Mank> "And now it's time for... Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell that vagina!!!!"
[22:48:08] *Lakitu7> Thank you, than you. The internet is cool.
[22:48:09] *Admiral_Tailz> haha
[22:48:31] *Emily> Really, can someone help my sister with this virus thing?
[22:48:31] *Admiral_Tailz> I'm sorry, it's actually week-old ham!
[22:48:46] *Lakitu7> My newly-ex ex informed me that the aftertaste of white wine tastes exactly like semen.
[22:48:48] *Sigma> I think the last vagina I saw was defective.
[22:48:59] *Lakitu7> May as well ruin that for you too.
[22:49:02] *Sigma> to go along with the defective personality she had.

:: Floydthebarber 2/24/2004 11:25:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
...

a. open your mp3 player
b. put all of your music on random.
c. write down the first 20 songs played, no matter how embarrassing.

1. Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
2. The Beatles - Every Little Thing
3. Radiohead - My Iron Lung
4. Cake - Haze of Love
5. Pink Floyd - Nobody Home
6. Christopher O'Reiley - bulletproof
7. Group X - You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team
8. Weird Al - Talk Soup
9. OC Remix - Ninja Gaiden Devils Mask
10. Yoko Kanno (cowboy bebop, for you dolts) - Green Bird
11. Strokes - The End Has No End
12. Shinobu Tanaka, Kenta Nagata - Luigi Circuit/Mario Circuit/Yoshi Circuit (double dash!!)
13. The Clash - Lost in the supermarket
14. Herb Alpert - Jesus, Joy Of Man's Desiring
15. Grant Kirkhope (Banjo Kazooie) - Bubblegloop Swamp
16. MC Frontalot - Front the Most
17. The Talking Heads - Slippery People (live)
18. Mariko Nanba & Tomoya Ohtani - LESSON E.G.G! (from billy hatcer)
19. Big Lebowski Soundtrack - Kenny Rogers & The First Edition - Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)
20. The Flaming Lips - Approaching Pavonis Mons By Balloon (Utopia Planitia)

That's out of 3035 songs, randomizing my winamp playlist each time. I have thousands more songs, but you get the idea. I rock.

:: Floydthebarber 2/19/2004 10:14:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
...

I'm so bored I'm blogging for no reason. I'm goind to do an experiment in late-night typing and type this entire thing without looking at the monitor. This usually ends up in more typos but who knows. My fingers lok really creepy on this keyboar; why didn't anybody ever tell me my fingers were posessed of such crazy superhuman powers> These keys are in such inefficient positions; I use many keys more frequently than others and my figers need a more fluid and balance dworkout than this. I swa christina today and she has a Job at JC Penny... I should get a job sometime eh? Computer and animazement and philmont and such. We went to french clube today and i'm taypinvgery fa;stuso;asdjkflaksdjfbut we watched the red balloon which sounds like moulin rouge and it was funny then we ate king cake and alisha and anathan and i stalkned for a whilweka sdnfandtehn i stareted movin g my figers on thekeys randomly a nd i wodmder if it makes real worlskds or not I thin k i'm goin go tog wasthc bouwboys bebop and take a matht est swtomorrwo then go dto anna's birhtday paprty on hm anwnathawont' that be mnuch fun?

:: Floydthebarber 2/19/2004 08:02:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
...

Since I'm just wasting time on the computer I figured I might as well waste it and blog at the same time so I feel at least slightly productive. That's what happens when you can't play couronne anymore :( Last night was valentines, and of course I spent it with the girl I love most, Megan. We baked this awesome dual-layer devil's food cake from scratch along with frosting from scratch. Believe it or not, the cake actually turned out very tasty! We were too stuffed from chinese food to have more than a few bites though. I convinced her to rent 2001: A Space Odyssey, and I enjoyed it thoroughly but I'm not so sure about her. She was amused by many parts of it and frightened by others, but how was I supposed to know HAL9000 was that creepy to her? Oh well, I had to watch Everafter and a few other things over the past year. YEAR. Wow, one whole year of bliss... very cool indeed. Hopefully we'll experience another, and another, and another...

I found out about this really freaky animated movie called The Triplets of Belleville, and decided I should go see it. Megan didn't sound very enthusiastic about a french animated movie with no dialogue so I dragged Nathan along. The animation was superb, the soundtrack was catchy, and the storyline was pretty good (excellent if you consider the fact that there was no dialogue). I'd recommend it to anybody who's looking for something way different from anime or regular old disney stuff. It's only at madstone theatre (there's one across from Cary High), so uh yeah. Go see it!

Creedence Clearwater Revival is awesome. It's really icky outside with all of the rain and I'll explain megan's present situation. Haha, not like what is happening currently but her present, her cadeau if you will. We ordered it february 2nd because we thought with UPS that would be PLENTY of time. On friday it still hadn't arrived so dad called up the company and apparently they sent it via US mail (what the hell, what online retailer sends stuff through the mail and not UPS? NOBODY), and he pulled a few strings and had them send out a second one with UPS red shipping so it will be here monday or tuesday. Dad says if the first one ever shows up we have to return it, but I'd like to keep it so Megan and I have matching ones. Oh well. Valentine's wasn't a disaster though, chocolate and ducky sufficed.

Okay I'm done rambling.

:: Floydthebarber 2/15/2004 05:48:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
...

Hey I'm a teenager and I have a lot of free time and little paper in creative writing, so I just scribble stuff down then don't edit it and decrease my blog readership by posting random shit!

The rings slowly close up their gaps
to face a grasp on numbing chores
Mine is gone, on hers I wait
behind invisible doors

A remote enters from the right
and triggers much delay
Her face now fills with worried tears
as my spark turns away

A soggy pair of shoes turn filled
with misery of broken days
Reforged with touch of flesh on flesh
and radiant shades of grey

Left to right she pushed herself
a tustle of the two
Yet one lay lumped upon the rug
the lights burned grey to blue

The sandbox gone
Sinatra stays
Friends and foes
feel gone today

Lampshade
Burning
Turning
Learning

Stay
Back
With
Him

The more I read it, the better it sound but everybody is always obsessed with their own work.

:: Floydthebarber 2/05/2004 08:34:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
...

GA;LSKDJFAL;SF I can't keep playing this game of saying the nice thing so she doesn't cry herself to sleep at night or something but how is the fact that he's insanely girly make me want to be seen with her as him oh i would enjoy going around animazement with a homosexual male instead of a girl asl;dkfjas;dflkjasdlfkjasdf i can't say things like that though that would hurt and hurting is bad especially when you're honest all of your friends are all letting you blow arg!

:: Floydthebarber 2/05/2004 08:21:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
...

It's late and I just felt like saying nothing in the world feels better than resting my head against her chest, closing my eyes, and forgetting every care in the world save for her soft and steady heartbeat. Love...

:: Floydthebarber 2/04/2004 11:48:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
...

create your own visited states map

Man I am one traveling dude! (not).

:: Floydthebarber 2/02/2004 11:28:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
...