:: Monday, September 08, 2003 ::

I love school assignments. I had to rewrite a fable. This case is The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass.

One sweltering hot day in the middle of a Platinum Rap Record Convention, three rappers decided they were getting hungry. Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, and MC Hammer left the convention through the back alley by throwing gobs of money at the security guard’s faces, and slipped into a sleek, black limo. They proceeded to the nearest Kentucky Fried Chicken establishment, where they ordered a 12 piece family combo for them to share. Snoop says to Dr. Dre, “Yo dawg, how about you split up the chicken?” Dr. Dre proceeded to divide the chicken, giving each of the three an equal share of four pieces. Snoop Dogg bursts into a fit of rage at this, and shoots Dr. Dre 16 times in the chest with his Glock. Snoop blows the smoke away from the end of his gun and shoves is back underneath his belt, then asks MC Hammer to divide up the chicken. Hammer piled all of the chicken up for Snoop Dogg, leaving himself just one piece. Snoop turns to MC Hammer and shouts, “What brother tough you, my brother, how to wheel and deal chicken like that?” To this he replies, “I picked it up from Dr. Dre, by seeing with my own eyes how you capped him after he didn’t give you enough.”

Alive is the black man who learns to share more fried chicken to those with Glocks.

:: Floydthebarber 9/08/2003 04:03:00 PM [+] ::
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