:: Saturday, August 23, 2003 ::

Okay so this one time I was helping this chatroom full of nerds have a trivia event on this new IRC server. IRC is better than you, n00bert. So I'm all hay guys I'm thirsty and will grab a soda and I don't use complete punctuation" so I grabbed myself a wild cherry pepsi from the carton in the counter. I open her and decide a penguin mint would spice things up a bit. I have put penguins in soda like dew and bawls before, so hay what's the worst that could happen? how about total nuclear carbonated meltdown?!?. WHAT. There was all this fizzling, then it started fizzling over the can, so I shoved the top of it inside my mouth really quick to keep it from spilling all over my pants haha that sounds wrong. Reguardless, there was too much and I said "blech!" and let the soda that was 50% air and 50% soda spill onto the carpet and the corner of my Nintendo Power, causing me to fux0r. I cleaned up the seat with windex even though it's not a window and sat back down with a new soda for trivia hijinks. So is it the sorbitol or caffeine or what the fuck that creates the reaction with soda? who knows d00ds but it was one crazy ride. Like your mother. Tied to a train. The love train. Shaped like a Penis. Violent and fast. Quickly degrading sentence structure. How did that fit in there haha what

:: Floydthebarber 8/23/2003 11:57:00 PM [+] ::
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