:: Thursday, June 12, 2003 ::

1. Are you a Virgin? Yes
2. Are you a right or a lefty or an ambidextrous?: right
3. What are your personality traits? uh intelligent, clear, compassionate, passionate, prcrastinating, studious, FRAGGLE ROCK
4. What do you like most about yourself?: The fact that it always seems to work out in the end for me.
5. Pick a song that describes yourself: Jesus Christ, uh Pink Floyd's "The Great Gig In The Sky"
6. What's your name backwards: nameerf ttenneb semaj
7. What does your name mean?: Bible-Something Random-Dad-Thing What-the-hell-made-up-something
8. Do you believe in yourself?: sure
9. Do you have an accent? slightly southern depending on surrounding people. I like doing impressions to myself only.
10. Do you believe in God?: yes
11. Do you go to church?: nope
12. Can you swim?: yep
13. Do you drink?: not right now
14. Do you do drugs?: don't get me started, a huge no. never ever.
15. Do you smoke?: God no. I'm incredibly opposed to such filth.
16. Do you bite your nails? naw, i rip them off or forget to clip them for about a month
17. Are you addicted to the Internet?: yesyesyesyesyeseyyesyesyesyesy
18. How many times do you check your e-mail per day?: about 3
19. Do you have ICQ?: no, IRC ROCK ON
20. How long can you hold your breath?: well over a minute and a half without talking i'm pretty sure. about a minute talking.
21. Do you like peaches?: millions of peaches, peaches for me!
22. What is your favorite lunch meat?: smoked ham, water added stuff is disgusting
23. What do you do for fun?: surf the internet, video games, girlfriend
24. What kind of Deodorant do you use?: gillette speed stick gel stuff
25. Do you think you're attractive?: If i say yes, i'm conceited. If I say no I inadvertantly raise my self-esteem by having friends reassure me otherwise. so what was the question?
26. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: not anymore
27. What do you wear to bed?: boxors or nothing. no really, nothing especially in summer don't wake me up if the door's unlocked or something.
28. One pillow or two?: as many as possible
29. What's your bedtime?: about 11
30. What do you think about before you go to sleep?: Megan and school things due the next day
31. First thought in the morning: "God dammit I hate Bob and Madison but I haven't changed the radio station since 1998 oh well time to get up..."
32. What's under your bed?: books of old schoolwork, hot wheels track, parent's books, CDs fallen from the ceiling
33. Are you an optimist or pessimist?: I try to be optimistic, but unfortunately i have mostly pessimistic tendencies about some things.
34. Better to cry or laugh?: laugh
35. Ever been in love?: I have now
36. Right now, who do you want to marry and spend the rest of your life with?: Megan Hahn Fre....erm Megan :)
37. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? well whatever I say is wrong so, Australia, e3, Paris, england, japan, and the top of mount everest. It's hard for me to say i never go anywhere poor sheltered me.
38. When you notice somebody of the opposite sex what do you notice first?: Their eyes
39. Guys-If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you give it to her?: Hell no, I love all my shirts? what would she do with it?
40. There really wasn't one here to begin with
41. Guys, would you ever ask a random girl for her shirt?: no i'm sure they like their shirts as much as I like mine
42. Do you think men and women can ever just be friends without wanting each other?: 100% absolutely
43. Who's better, Boys or Girls?: better for what? sometimes boys sometimes girls i'm not answering this
44. What's your "type"?: quiet, sharp intellect, beautiful, assertive, passionate, artistic, clean, christian.
45. What's your favorite juice?: YUOR MOM LOLOLOLOL
46. Are you a player?: hahahaha yeah, sure. Never.
47. Did you ever cry over someone of the opposite sex?: It's the only time I ever cry, I'm such a pussy.
48. Did you ever have a crush on a cartoon character?: popeye
49. Are you a good friend?: the others seem to think so
50. What's your biggest fear?: losing my friends
51. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?: of course, how else would I be an 1337 H4x0r?
52. Do you make fun of peoples?: All the time, it's too easy.
53. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?: Probably anything with Ryan Tedrick. HELLO GOV'NER!
54. What is the smartest thing you have ever done?: played the cards right with love
55. Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork?: haha, no way you pussy.
56. How do you eat an Oreo?: I dunk it until it reaches critical mass then try to gently lift it into my mouth. consume leftover lost pieces by drinking down the milk and scooping out with my fingers. yeah i'm gross and have no manners or something.
57. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?: If it's steamed and tasty
58. Is the glass half empty of half full?: half full
59. Which came first-The chicken or the egg?: the egg obviously. Don't get me started.
60. What color is your toothbrush?: white and carolina blue
61. What color is your toothpaste?: white, like semen. but it's not semen i promise!
62. What's on your walls in your room? dozens of video game posters, a hat rack, a few plaques
63. What is on your ceiling?: about 2200 CDs each held up with a thumbtack. It's really sweet.
64. Have you ever been attacked by a big dog?: the dog down the street keaneu or whatever slobbered on me when i was 7
65. Words/Phrases you overuse: LOLOMGWTFBBQASLOPSPLSSIRKTHXBYE
66. Do you get along with your parents?: yes
67. Craziest/Silliest person you know: well Ryan T here but probably sharp i've never met him
68. What sucks about school?: the lack of friends and almost complete isolation I feel.
69. There wasn't a 69 either
70. Do you like to swim?: not really
71. Do you watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer?: nope, but the bunnies song is funny
72. Do you sing in the shower?: all the damn time!
73. How do you want to die?: in quiet isolation yet with a sense of accomplishment and dignity
74. Would you ever go bungy-jumping?: sure
75. Do you like dressing up?: no, style comes natural
76. Do you enjoy reading?: yes, if you can get me started it's hard for me to stop
77. Do you watch TGIF?: isn't that a pretty cool restaurant?
78. What movie(s) do you really want to see?: Terminator 3, Shaft's Big Score, Return of the King, and a million others.
79. What is your biggest wish?: For humans to change their ways and all the warring to stop. hey, ANY wish...
80. Would you ever have cosmetic surgery?: never never never.
81. Do you like to dance?: no, i'm horrible and it's one of the few facets of my life i really hate about myself. that and my lack of artistic drawing skills
82. What do you think of people who drink?: if it's in moderation i'm fine with it, but drinking that causes any impairement is vile and filthy and people should be shot for doing it. not killed, just shot.
83. What do you think about people who do drugs? Horribly weak minded people. It's very hard for me to have compassion for these people
84. What do you think of people who smoke?: weak minded as well.
85. Do you blush during naughty scenes?: no
87. Do you watch Happy Days?: sunday monday what a shitty show
88. Do you organize your CD's?: well, they have sat organized on my shelf for 2 years now, It's all about mp3s baby. I organize those.
89. Do you read the newspaper?: I read the connect section every wednesday at school
90. Who is the loudest person you know? ROBIN LEECH. oh wait uh, my brother Tommy probably when he acts normal.
91. Who is the weirdest person you know?: ryan T, it's awesome
92. Do you sneeze a lot?: yes
93. Are you a vegetarian?: no way. this is such a stupid thing don't get me started...
94. Best net friends?: TheHumanCow, Sharparoni, Kentop, Jerado, SS4Gogita, Newlib, and a few others...
95. What was the last CD you got?: uhhhhh, I GOT Led Zeppelin - How the West was Won, but I bought Pink Floyd: Echoes 2 years ago?
96. Who do you trust the most?: hmmmm, it used to be april, probably now Megan or myself. mostly just myself unfortunately that's just how I am.
97. What color is your computer desk?: beige like every fucking house in cary
98. Do you have a cell phone?: no they're so damn annoying
99. Do you have a lava lamp?: my brother does, I should steal it :D
100. What's on your mouse pad?: some UNC stuff
101. Worst feeling in the World?: betrayal by friends
102. Best feeling in the World?: my first kiss
103. Favorite thing to do on a weekend?: spend it with megan then go home and surf the internet during trivia with my awesome mp3s playing and such
104. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: graduating from college and hopefully travelling the world. all my my friends don't know how lucky they are to get to do that stuff.
105. Do you get motion sickness?: nope
106. What do you drive?: I will be driving a 1992 Chrysler minivan
107. Who are your best buds?: nathan, nate, phil, ryan t, ryan h, april, wow..... damn that's a short list :(
108. What's the name of the person you talk to most online?: Michael Sharp
110. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: no
111. Most humiliating moment: I am too lighthearted in these situations to be humiliated. I just feel bad inside.
112. Have you ever called a 900 number?: 1-900-867-5309
113. Which movies have you cried at?: A Walk to Remember almost almost ALMOST made me cry, really. teary eyed I don't remember why but it just did. I didn't cry though. so I win! my penis length remains intact and rigid!
114. Summer memory: video games and losing at countless trivias
115. Idea for a perfect date?: it doesn't matter what the guy wants unfortunately, EVER. EVER EVER. If I could then some amusement park or an awesome concert.
116. Future son names: Anything I say will be stupid and rejected :(
117. Future daughter names: Anything I say will be stupid and rejected :(
118. What is your favorite brand of gum?: Juicy fruit
120. What's your favorite color to paint your toenails?: hot pink? *rolls eyes*
121. Which do you prefer cool ranch or nacho cheese Doritos?: cool ranch is a recent taste aquisition of mine
122. What's your favorite flavor of Snapple?: pink lemonade
123. Who is your favorite character on Seinfeld?: Kramer
124. Which one, Coke or Pepsi?: Pepsi, unless the Coke is vanillaized
125. Which pez is your favorite?: that Link pez I've always wanted. Just like a Link hat... *sniff*
126. What's your favorite room in the house?: the bathroom, more specifically the shower.
127. Which is your favorite Arnold movie?: Terminator 2: Judgement Day
128. What is your favorite store?: REI or EB Games
129. What is your favorite Jell-O flavor?: Cherry, or my sekrat mix-every-jello-together project shhh...
130. Which do you prefer mud wrestling or Jell-O wrestling?: jell-o wrestling would be bouncy! like the breasts contained therein!
131. What's the best number in the world?: 1337
132. No, really. Someone needs to learn to count
133. Favorite color Bra?: black satin
134. Favorite Salad Dressing: Ranch
135. Favorite Shampoo: suave
136. Favorite movies: comedy
137. Favorite kind of music: classic rock, classical, ska, orchestral, hard rock, don't get me started on music...
139. Favorite Food: macaroni and cheese and pocky
140. Favorite town to be in?: Cary, however lame and depressing that is...
141. Favorite ice cream?: french vanilla or mint chocolate chip
142. Favorite Soda: mountain dew or bawls, depending on the richness of my blood...
143. ADIDAS, NIKE, or REEBOK: I am not black
144. Favorite cologne or perfume?: I don't wear either, I don't like the idea of it...
145. Favorite song? I can't answer this it changes all the time
146. Favorite school subject?: math or science. hooray for being a nerd! English can be awesome at times....
147. Least favorite school subject: health such a ghetto class
148. Favorite sport to watch: rugby HELL YES. or basketball.
149. Favorite holiday: christmas and all the lights!
150. What do you look for in the opposite sex?: to quote ben folds, "She's everything I want, she's everything I'm not..."
151. Would you rather go to Disneyworld or Disneyland?: Disneyland my late grandfather worked on, so there.
152. What is your favorite color?: green
153. Favorite cartoon hero?: spiderman
154. Favorite Actor?: dunno, jim carrey, robin williams, mel brooks?
155. Favorite Actress?: natalie portman is hawt
156. Pro-life or Pro-choice?: don't get me started!
157. Do you prefer pools or ocean?: well for being in I prefer the pool but for recreation and such the ocean. "you're an ocean..." it's all a song babe
158. Pencil or pen?: pen
159. Who's the best looking person you know of the same sex?: achton kuchter or whatever. god he's hawt lollers
160. Who's the prettiest Disney movie gal?: whoever would date the "leaning tower of cheezah" guy is the dream disney gal
161. Gold or silver?: silver
162. Would you rather be short or tall?: tall
163. Which Winnie the Pooh character is your fav.?: tigger the ni..as;dflkjas;ldf
164. What's your favorite Nintendo game?: my god. SUNSET RIDERS OR AXELAY! Arms installation is completed, good luck. aces.
165. Who is the least attractive person you know?: julie brozovichchchchc
167. Do you like Marilyn Manson?: not particularly
168. Favorite station?: music? the classic rock station
169. MTV or VH1?: VH-1 they love weird al more than MTV and are a lot less f4g0tty
170. What are your favorite musician, bands or band?: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, beatles, beastie boys, beach boys, coldplay, ben folds five, coldplay, blue oyster cult, cake, CCR, def lepard, the doors, everclear, guns n' roses, herb alpert, jamiroquai, jimi hendrix, jimmy buffet, jimmie's chicken shack, jump little children, metallica, mighty mighty bosstones, moody blues, nirvana, pearl jam, peter frampton, squirrel nut zippers, STYX, they might be giants, weird al, video game music.....
171. Best place to hang out?: around a DDR machine or on megan's bed
172. Do you prefer to date people old or younger then you?: well I don't have a lot of experience, but younger is working out perfectly...
173. Favourite TV show?: uh i'll say something like the Daily Show then think of 90148204 other shows i like...
174. Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?: blonds but there's something about really long red hair....
175. Glasses or Contacts?: for me? neither. depends on person some people the glasses sort of frame the face and look great. some not.
176. What's the weirdest first name you've ever heard of?: bonqueefa, i'm sure i heard it somewhere
177. Brandy or Monica?: who?
178. Favorite game?: non-video game would be pool or monopoly or couronne
179. Favorite drink?: mountain dew
180. Favorite sound?: megan's voice
181. Favorite smell?: is it weird to say megan? oh well honesty
182. Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: exciting to the extreeeeeeeeeeme
183. Chocolate or Vanilla cake: vanilla
184. Thunderstorms, cool or scary: cool
185. What is your favorite quote? : Anything by Einstein, he was such a great visionary and brilliant mind
186. If I could shave one thing into your hair what would it be?: "Goatse.cx"
187. If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be?: red or BRIGHT BLUE. ya gotta have blue hair
188. If you could have a tattoo what would you get and where would you get it?: something small and random on my arm or chest
189. If you could turn into an animal real or imaginary, what would you be?: kitten, because kittens rock
190. If you could meet one person in the world who would it be, Living and nonliving?: albert einstein or jesus. actually i'd be afraid of jesus initially honestly
191. If you were a dog what would your name be?: you kicked my dogma
192. If you could be anything in a kitchen what would you be?: a spork
193. If you could be one gardening tool what would you be?: a spork
194. If you could be a shoe, what kind of shoe would you be?: a red chuck taylor all-star high top
195. If you could be Corn, what corn would you be?: corn on the penis. haha god that sounds gross. and it shoots creamed cor...haha there i go again sorry.
197. If you had a genie, what 3 wishes would you make?: love, happiness, peace
198. Purple. ..what do you think about it?: roalty and warm
199. If you could meet a Net Person who would it be?: TheHumanCow or Sharparoni
200. If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be?: videogame journalist
201. If you were to kill someone, which method would you choose?: i'd probably slice their ligaments behind both knees so they tried to walk but ended up painfully bleeding to death. at least I have horrible thoughts of this happening to me...
202. If you could do anything to the person you hate the most, what would you do?: slap them with a lunchbox FREE REIGN
204. If you could streak in front of one person's house who's would it be?: yours
205. Better pre-sex foods: just bawls
206. You are a virgin. You're going to die in one hour. That's right! You have ONE HOUR TO LIVE!!! So...you lose your virginity as fast as you can? or you call all your close friends and relatives to say goodbye?: call all my close friends and relatives to come over and say goodbye while i'm loosing my virginity. WIN!
207. Worst way to die: slow dismemberment
208. Your favorite STD and why?: gonnorhea because you can get it in your ear. nice explanation i know.
209. Does gay/lesbian sex turn you on?: yes and yes
210. What would your porn name be? alfonzo and his friend SUPER TACO
211. Do bananas turn you on?: not in the le.....well maybe if you freezed it.
212. Condoms: glow-in-the-dark, flavored, or ribbed?: glow in the dark sounds fun!
213. Full body massage or dry sex?: dry what? is that like desert? whatever.
215. My most graphic sexual fantasy was when...: bend over and i'll show you.
216. Would you have sex on your kitchen counter?: my kitched counter is disgusting. i'd have to be on bottom.
217. Place I'd get it on if I could: anywhere and i'm the luckiest guy ever and i'll never ever complain. beggars can't be choosers.
218. The person I'd like to have sex with the most is: megan *awaits to be punched/glared at/whatever* well if I said something different first it'd be lying, then second it'd start a whole "what do I have that she doesn't" she would think i'm disgusting to think one way and mean to think another. god dammit girls are confusing what was the question?
219. If you were gay/lesbian, then would you have straight sex if someone paid you $1,000?: yes
220. Premarital sex?: no

:: Floydthebarber 6/12/2003 09:40:00 PM [+] ::
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