:: Saturday, December 27, 2003 ::

DEAR MEGAN'S PARENTS,
I'M NOT FUCKING SICK AT ALL SO LAY THE FUCK OFF ABOUT THE SICKNESS PHOBIAS FOR GOD'S SAKE

Maybe I'll get to see her tomorrow. I'm open to entertainment suggestions for tonight.

:: Floydthebarber 12/27/2003 01:39:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
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whoooooooo despite having a fever and not really being able to see relatives today (and probably Megan tomorrow, and probably not cold weather camping yet I'll get better halfway through the time the campout is going on and I'll go see Megan and Dad might get mad because I did that instead of sat at home but oh well!), christmas has rocked as far as presents. I really, honestly had no idea I would receive this much stuff!

• A 3.2 megapixel Canon digital camera (NICE!)
  
• A Game Boy Advance SP platinum (I really wasn't expecting this at ALL)
  
• A set of BOCCE BALLS!
  
• The Two Towers extended DVD edition
  
• New pair of headphones
  
• Two really nice polo shirts
  
• A J.R.R. Tolkien calendar
  
• A really awesome book of the 'Father Christmas' letters Tolkien wrote to his kids each year for over 20 years. The illustrations are so cool and the whole thing is really heartwarming. Closest thing to a 'sappy' present.
  
• Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
  
• An umbrella
  
• $20 from Grandma
  
• A LINK HAT (<3 Megan)
  
• A ZELDA JACKET <3 Megan)
  
• A rubik's cube (<3 April)
  
• The TV currently in Tommy's room (20" flat screen with s-video inputs. teh w00t!)
  

I love you all.

:: Floydthebarber 12/25/2003 08:22:00 AM (0) comments [+] ::
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now it's time for an obligatory spur of the moment christmas eve poem!

Twas the night before christmas and all through the blog
Not a webmaster stirring; He's smashed on egg nog
The comments were nestled all snug with their posts
While visions of man this poem really suxx0rs

:: Floydthebarber 12/24/2003 08:02:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
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So last night I was tossing and turning with a fever. I tried positioning myself to achieve the perfect balance between the warmth of the blankets and the coolness of the fan. So I was lying with my head on the pillow and I think I had my hand propping my head up and my hand turned into an AIM window. It was Sharp talking to me on AIM and I kept screaming "PLEASE DON'T CLOSE MY AIM WINDOW!" because I didn't want my head to become unpropped and fall off, or something. Yeah it was weird.

:: Floydthebarber 12/24/2003 10:01:00 AM (0) comments [+] ::
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I wanted to deliver this in it's own post because it's that worthy. I have the sweetest, best girlfriend in the world. Lookie what she made me!





I am king of video games. Hell yes.

:: Floydthebarber 12/23/2003 01:54:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
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Hey everybody seems to be blogging these days. That's what happens when you're pwning at break and there's a lack of things to do. I feel like I'm not using this break to its 'maximum potential', but I suppose if I was actually doing that I would create too much stress for myself and resent spending all this free time doing productive yet fun things in my free time. Okay nevermind. Let's see.

I spent the first part of break immersed in the intarweb, and had a helluva fun time saturday night with Dorksnet radio. I finally stopped listening around 3:30 when Lak got off of the phone with Ed and I knew the broadcast was about to end soon... but god damn that was some hilarious shit. The next time any of you come over I shall have to play you a few of the songs Beargirl and Whippersnapper made... priceless. I guess I was just too tired the next night, because I went to sleep around 12 instead of playing Dorksnet trivia. That's okay though since most of the questions were kirby, Final Fantasy, and other such games I lack trivia knowledge in. Oh yes, I also received Ultimate Beach Soccer to review for N-Philes, you can check out the review here. It's fun walking the fine line between bashing a game enough so that people recognize it's not that great, yet still have the publisher not become pissed off and continue to send us review copies.

Matt's party was really cool, I'll save elaborating about it in here because people like Dave did a much better job in their blogs. I found the pickle in the tree and won two kissy moose for Megan and I (the things with magnets in their mouths). I also think I bruised the inside of my thigh right where it connects to my right knee, so that hurts a bit whenever I get up from the computer. Oh well I know how to remedy THAT problem.

Today I'm going to go eat dinner at Nathan's hizzouse and then it's back to here for some co-op pwning in double dash I hope. Christmas eve I was going to spend with Megan, but she reminded me she has to go to church. Meh. I'll get to see her the day after christmas and then I go COLD WEATHER CAMPING. Time to bust out the titanium spork and awesomely expensive camping gear I own. Wut up. The Fellowship of the Parents has broken up. Mr Cooke is going down to his beach cottage, Mr Rich is going to his beach cottage, and all of the other families are just doing their own things. This means no awesome hanging out at Eric's house with Ron and Sam :( And those were the good old days. I don't know what I'll do. Any suggestions for an underage kid to do something on new years with his girlfriend? Let me know. I'm leaning towards video games.

Hey sharp is so :cool: that he can just leave IRC randomly whenever he wants, even in the middle of conversations and he still is :cool: I will have his present soon I hope. It really doesn't depend on me if that makes any sense. It'll be the :cool:est thing ever though, I swear. Now how I remember you, how I would push my fingers through your mouth to make those muscles move, and make your voice so smooth.

:: Floydthebarber 12/23/2003 01:53:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
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I'm a stupid stupid person. My parents have stupid stupid methods of dealing with punishment. I'm so lucky I get to anticipate tomorrow as my last day of school. As soon as that clock strikes 12:15 I'm free! Free to.... sit at home while everybody goes and sees Return of the King without me. So then no matter who I see it with, it won't be the same as going when they've never seen it before. That's just how it is. I don't even know if I can have sunday to do something. Monday is Matt's party I should be free from that day onward. I can review that game for N-Philes tomorrow night and write the review. Hmmm when was the last time I stayed home by myself on a friday night and played games? Probably around a year and a half ago. Why seeing her on saturday doesn't seem to raise the bleakness of the rest of the weekend from my eyes is slightly confusing to me, as it should. I'm sure it will and I'm just being stupid again.

My French II exam tomorrow will be really easy I hope, and the seminar will be a joke. The bus will probably be late again thus almost destroying the point of trying to get home early. Oh well it's not like I love Lord of the Rings anyways, why would a silly teenager wait over three years for the release of a movie and not go see it with friends.. AHAHAH!!! Je me coupe.

I think I'll set a new list of goals for this weekend. Nice, happy, cheery goals:

• add 50 developers and publishers to the "project" of Andrew's
  
• Update the N-Philes release dates while rocking out to mp3s
  
• Finish playing Ultimate Beach Soccer and write a review
  
• Watch The Two Towers extended edition DVD rip
  
• finish re-reading Return of the King
  
• Wrap the presents of Megan's which I have at the moment
  
• Clean my room before she comes over
  
• Haha, I could PLAY GAMES!!!!!!
  

That's a nice list. I'm glad there's no school on there. I enjoy caffeine. And buttercream candles, dear God. Yeah my good lover is my one good thing these days, you help me keep it all from slipping away. I swear I'm gonna marry you someday...

:: Floydthebarber 12/18/2003 05:44:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! MY RAKU RAKU DINO KUN I NEED ONE SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:: Floydthebarber 12/17/2003 07:38:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
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I got another free game to review for N-Philes, Ultimate Beach Soccer for Gameboy Advance. Hee Haw! Guess what I'm going to be doing tomorrow and friday and sunday....


I can make this final push for tomorrow! Confidence! Strength! Concentration! Fuck!

:: Floydthebarber 12/17/2003 07:30:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
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Hey i'm still alive. Same message as before. i get to stay home and play games all friday. somebody infuse me with chemistry and math knowledge really quick. Ti-83+ SE don't fail me now!

:: Floydthebarber 12/16/2003 09:32:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
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Yeah I'm still alive. Exams and such. Bug off!




Actually no, If I had anything to say it would be expression of my deep and profound love for Megan. But I'd rather keep every ounce of those precious feelings to myself, so I won't digress here.

I'll be back to party hard December 19th after 12:00 PM

:: Floydthebarber 12/10/2003 09:54:00 PM (0) comments [+] ::
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